Exxxalted

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Type: Second Edition Sourcebook
Release Date: April 1, 2009
Page Count: 16
Price: Free
Stock Number: WWXXXXX
ISBN Number: Unknown

The Scrolls of Esoteric Wisdom

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An April Fools joke that surpassed expectations. The 16 page "preview" is all that was ever planned. Whether or not a whole book will be developed is entirely a matter of speculation at this point.

Description

This was White Wolf Publishing's April Fool's joke for 2009. However, so many people liked it that we're keeping it available for future customers. Enjoy!

On the bed, on the floor, by a demon ‘til your sore,

in the tub, in the hall, up against the temple wall…


Mastery of the arts of the bedchamber and playroom comes not easily to all. Does the sound of cries echoing in your ears inspire you to greatness or great size?

This sixteen page censored excerpt adds new depths to your Exalted series: intrigue and manipulation, unrestrained sexuality, dangerous seducers and sex magic, opening a variety of new opportunities for every Exalt.

Overview

This product is a free, censored version. You can find the uncensored version at this link.

A character book for Exalted 2nd Edition

  • Advice on creating the ultimate Exalted lover.
  • Quotes from the infamous text A Lover Clad in Blue.
  • New Charms to use in your Exalted game.

Credits

Authors: BOWDLERIZED “Blondie Slapalot” BOWDLERIZED, BOWDLERIZED “Gunnar Cream” BOWDLERIZED, BOWDLERIZED “Jizzy Darkholer” BOWDLERIZED

Developer: BOWDLERIZED “Butt Slamm” BOWDLERIZED

Editor: BOWDLERIZED “Jack Spankalot” BOWDLERIZED

Art Direction: BOWDLERIZED “Gunnar Jiggler” BOWDLERIZED

Artist: BOWDLERIZED “Madam Rugmuncher” BOWDLERIZED

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